A better segue than ours
(Laguna Colorada, Jujuy, Argentina)

Where's the certificate of authenticity?
(Laguna Colorada, Jujuy, Argentina)

Got lake bed, no water
(Laguna Colorada, Jujuy, Argentina)

Obviously, the Avon lady doesn't come this far
(Laguna Colorada, Jujuy, Argentina)

And people said the orange stands out
(Laguna Colorada, Jujuy, Argentina)

A rose by any other name isn't the same
(Laguna Colorada, Jujuy, Argentina)

It's company
(Pozuelos, Jujuy, Argentina)

We're at the ass end of something
(Pozuelos, Jujuy, Argentina)

You guys march like shit
(Pozuelos, Jujuy, Argentina)

Alone, in the wilderness
(Pozuelos, Jujuy, Argentina)

Yeah, well you're knock kneed
(Pozuelos, Jujuy, Argentina)

Definitely a crowd
(Pozuelos, Jujuy, Argentina)

Ma, Christmas dinner is on the run
(Pozuelos, Jujuy, Argentina)

Dr. Scholls makes a cream for that
(Hornocal, Jujuy, Argentina)

We only count 13
(Hornocal, Jujuy, Argentina)

Well, don't you think you're something
(Hornocal, Jujuy, Argentina)

Dude, no one touched your corn flakes
(Hornocal, Jujuy, Argentina)

The driving equivalent of the hokey pokey
(Hornocal, Jujuy, Argentina)

There's only enough water in it for one of us to live
(Hornocal, Jujuy, Argentina)

Desert snake
(Salinas Grandes, Jujuy, Argentina)

Snapped, crackled, and popped
(Salinas Grandes, Jujuy, Argentina)

Cause we all wanted a photo of your bike, asshole
(Salinas Grandes, Jujuy, Argentina)

Not much else
(Salinas Grandes, Jujuy, Argentina)

Everyone's always pissed when they get stuck behind us
(Salinas Grandes, Jujuy, Argentina)

Meat & Potatos
(Yala, Jujuy, Argentina)

How do we decide to drink the wine?
(Yala, Jujuy, Argentina)

Dude, you're way off
(Yala, Jujuy, Argentina)

Not to be trifled with
(Calilegua, Jujuy, Argentina)

Always lurking in the shadows
(Calilegua, Jujuy, Argentina)

What shade is that mascara?
(Calilegua, Jujuy, Argentina)

Why is it still kind of brown?
(Calilegua, Jujuy, Argentina)

So many are just regular candles
(Cordones, Salta, Argentina)

Sand sale, get it while it's hot
(Cordones, Salta, Argentina)

A flock of p-gulls
(Cordones, Salta, Argentina)

You light up my life
(Cafayate, Salta, Argentina)

The lone wolf?
(Cafayate, Salta, Argentina)

If you keep pounding there will be nothing left
(Cafayate, Salta, Argentina)

Looks like those two scoutmasters were here
(Cafayate, Salta, Argentina)

It points the way out
(Cafayate, Salta, Argentina)

Cute as a button, dry as old mutton
(Cafayate, Salta, Argentina)

Some of the best things on earth
(Cafayate, Salta, Argentina)

No face was harmed in this filming
(Cafayate, Salta, Argentina)

Is it going to smack dat ass?
(Cafayate, Salta, Argentina)

Vino verde
(Cafayate, Salta, Argentina)

Very Frank Lloyd Wright
(Ruta 68, Salta, Argentina)

Where there once was water
(Ruta 68, Salta, Argentina)

It's deceivingly far away
(Ruta 68, Salta, Argentina)

Not the castle rock you are familiar with
(Ruta 68, Salta, Argentina)

You see a van, we see a mobile water storage system
(Ruta 68, Salta, Argentina)

Look at how the green makes the picture so pretty
(Ruta 68, Salta, Argentina)